I've always been a fan of the New Yorker caption contest, so I've decided to try it here. Over the next week, send me your captions for this panel, and I'll post my favorite three. You vote on them, and the winner gets a t-shirt and bragging rights!
My Round Table members and Patreon patrons will get the same panel, so you're up against some highly intelligent minds and souls.
After this first one, I'll be making the caption contest exclusively for paying subscribers, so toss in a few bucks today!
Such a prick.
“It reduces your health by 50 points but increases your speed by 500”