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Rosemary Siipola's avatar

The problem is that the MAGA fools would actually believe this. Good Job!

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CathyP's avatar

I love this! And not just because I was a huge “Welcome Back, Kotter” fan in high school! (I still remember everybody bursting into choruses of “Bar-bar-bar, bar-bar-barino” in class the day after that episode aired.) Your rendering of the cast is excellent and the faux screenplay is brilliant!

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CathyP's avatar

Yes!!! 😆

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Sallyfemina's avatar

"Up your nose with a rubber hose" is something I'd like to say to the current mal-administration.

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Sara Packer's avatar

Wow, maybe she will use your script and get herself out of a very embarassing situation. If she does, of course she has to give you credit, or else! Or else we will come storming down there and ... and ... um, you get my drift. Thanks for being helpful and fair.

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Uh's avatar

Dear Mr. Keef.

As you are utilizing The Arts to sustain yourself, be aware that you also sustain others w/ your art. For me, comics of a social justice nature are a relief valve.

I don't wish to be a Hater and laughing at absurdity is healthier than crying.

Thank you, Sir.

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Sallyfemina's avatar

Keef has kept me going during hard times before. I even have some comics on the fridge cut out from the NEWSPAPER, that's how long ago. Late 90s I think. They're all yellowed but you can still read them and be amused.

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cwnidog's avatar

Not plauseible at all, yet it's still more plausible than the tale we've been told.

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Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

This is great from the play on her name to the closing panel. Maybe next, her boss never heard the term “Shylock” pejoratively. Lies and ignorance ruining the country.

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David Yohalem's avatar

Excellent. What would John Sebastian say?

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Holly Mollo's avatar

Brilliant, as usual!! Love you, Keef!😘😘😘

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-Nate's avatar

Diabolically clever Sir .

-Nate

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Angie's avatar

Art is a comfort always.

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Marty Schafer's avatar

On point once again. Well done.

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Frank M Hansen's avatar

Awesome take. So good

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AK Murals's avatar

Man! As much as I hate the reality that brought this to fruition; I love this one! As a kid who grew up mesmerized and in love with the world of Welcome back Kotter , this is perfect! I can hear Mr. Kotter sternly saying “Epstein!”

Great job, and thank you for making me laugh!

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Li's avatar

Keef, did not know you were on substack. Hilarious as usual.

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